play+cool

You were already stressing about meeting her father. Did your hair look okay? Could they see the beads of sweat piling up on you brows, forhead, pits, palms, neck, and back? Eh, probably not. You were on your way to meet the man who took part in creating the most BEAUTIFUL girl you had ever laid eyes on. You had to make a good impression.

Meanwhile the princess, mumbling harsh words under her breath, was booking it down the road to her house as you're hustling to follow closely behind. After a couple hours, or what seemed like a couple hours (which was probably a couple minutes but you couldn't tell since you were staring at the back of her golden locks and you lost track of time), you finally arrived at a long driveway. She spoke up to more than a mumble to tell you "We're here. This is my house I know it's big and all, blah blah blah, I hear it all the time." "OH MY GOD IT'S...well it's alright," you say as you reminded yourself to play it cool. She looks at you as if she's completely caught off guard, but doesn't say anything, just turns and starts towards the mansion. You follow her, reaching the giant double doors.

When your inside she leads you down a long narrow hallway, where you can see a dim light coming out of the room at the very end of it.

"So you really don't think my house is that big..?" She asked. "I mean it's nice and all, but I've seen bigger." All of the sudden she stops dead in her tracks and whips around. "I don't understand! What is wrong with you?!" You just cock your head in a puzzled manner. "My house is the biggest in all of the land, I can't understand why it does not impress you." She ranted on. "And this hair!" She pointed to her gold locks, "This hair took me like FOUR HOURS! And you haven't given me one compliment about it! I have never met a man who is not drooling over me in the first 30 seconds of seeing me. Am I not pretty enough for you?" He put his hand over her mouth to hush her. "Princess, you are absolutely beautiful to me. I knew that every other guy had drooled over you and I didn't want to be like those pigs. I wanted to be a gentleman and respect you. Your hair is perfect and your house is magnificient. Everything about you makes me feel like I'm falling in love." Then he slowly leaned in to kiss her, and at that moment the sparks flew and they knew they were going to live happily ever after.



THE END.