Love+and+Soybeans



Feeling the cool, crisp breezes blowing off of the Black Sea, you toil in your forty acres of soybean yielding land. She’s always been good to you and your family. In fact, these were different soybeans; these were Georgian Purple soybeans. All of your life you toil in the fields, and you are content with how the agrarian life treats you. However, with all of the successes of being the greatest Georgian purple soybean farmer in the region, you long to share with another all the earnings and rewards of the crop. Someday, just someday, your mother was sure you’d meet a nice peasant girl and have more workers for the harvest. Until then, you’ll be working like a dog all morning, noon, and early evening. The sun goes down over the plains of Okvinore, Republic of Georgia –your home. Tomorrow will be the first day you go into market by yourself; tomorrow will be the harvest festival and everyone there wants your delectable soybeans.

The next morning, you wake up with a robust cup of coffee and a keen fatalistic sense in your heart. Although you’re a farmer, you are quite in tune with the ethereal around you. Finishing your modest egg and beets, you load up the rustic cart which you place your precious soybeans in. The donkey is not as eager as you are, and it requires a bit of Georgian motivation (several affectionate kicks in the side) to start towards the market. With a beautiful morning and a good breakfast lying dormant in your stomach, nothing seems to be able to keep you from looking at the sky in humble adoration. “What beauty and grace this sky gives me,” you say, “it’s nearly overwhelming; if something so beautiful and graceful as the sky were to meet me on this path today, how would I even proceed in comprehending it?” you wonder.

CRASH! Your delightfully esoteric thoughts screech to an abrupt halt. Rather, your thoughts collide with something of a brick mortar, which actually turns out to be something a little more expensive. “THIS IS LIKE MY THIRD CAR IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS! ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? LOOK. AT. THE. SIZE. OF. THIS. DENT. THIS IS A 32-K VERCHEDEZ BENZSNAZ.”



You can either Offer to pay for the repairs with the little money you have.

Or you can Play it cool and say nothing, see if this crazy lady will work herself out…